Months later and new mission. . .

Heck that was horrid

I know, but we made it didn't we?

yeah we did, I am starving

Me too

let's go back to normal life!

No. we are not doing that.

why not?

Because we are G-agents and we have a mission to do

what is it?

you'll see. . .

Weeks later. . .

Hasn't he come out yet?

I don't think he has. . .

How long have we been waiting

as long as the last post

Harumble

has he come ou--

Both: No!

Hey guys i just saw a really cool film called the legend reborn you should see it

Bionicle?

um yeah

ha!

*suddenly the door to the pirates house swung open and the pirate guinea pig stepped out*

arrr! now you'll need to pull em over your heads

*all the guinea pigs start putting on clothing*

wow! i got a blue t-shirt!

Arr now i used the rest of em' saftey pins for a long rope!

Fantastic!

Harumbler!

Harmubler?

it's when i'm happy

Squares and Pins

Arr now if you be wanting to get of 'ere you'll need some form of costume

their might be a problem--

Not a problem at all! *Guacamole starts pulling out the squares of fabric they cut out from the village hall costume*

Arrr! you be a collect?

No we just cut a load holes in a costume and stuffed them in a bag. A rather small bag at that

But Guac we don't have any pins or things

*From the far side of the cage* Hey guys i found this box when you shake it, it rattles

What does it say on it?

Safe.......ti....pi...ons Safeti pions?

Safety Pins!

Oh yeah i knew that

no you didn't

Yes i did!

Harumble

Guys!

arr now we better put these squares together then shall we?

ok here *Guacamole hands him the squares*

and ye pins

Safety pins *Handing over the Safety pins*

Ok now i will go into this shed and i will be makin' dis costumes and i am making four right?

G-Agents: Yes.

*Then the pirate guinea pig shuts the door and stays...*

*There is an awkard silence*

When's lunch?

whoa...

Where...what..why? WHAT THE HELL?!

Where are we?

we seem to be in somekind of cage hmmm. . .

guys what does that sign say up there?

An..imal.....re.s..ccuue....centre....Animal rescue centre! Wait...Oh no!

we've been caught.

dang.

Harumble.

???

whatever.

ok listen we need to find a way outta this mess because--

*suddenly out of the murky shadows a very messy guinea pig comes out, He or she has a wooden paw an eye patch and a load of stratchs down his or her back*

'ello what ave we ere den?

I am Guacamole and this is twiglet

hi. . .

this is Cackrafoon

hiya

and this is agent zipper

Yo.

Arr it seems you ave created a agent force ain't you?

kinda yeah

but how did you get 'ere me hearty?

*Guacamole starts explaining about the village hall and the mission and everything*

and then the lighting box exploded and then i think we must have been knocked out for about two weeks....

I shall tell you my stories now. . .

*then the pirate guinea pig explains his (it is a boy) Storys*

And den i was swallooed by dey kraken

Did you die?

sadly yes BUT I LIVED! and now if you want to get outta here you gonna have to come with me. . .

what happen to us willl we ever see our hutch again--

dude that's guac and tiwgs hutch not ours

dang it!

Blows and Poos

go go go! *guacamole and zipper run up the stairs and see the humans controlling the lights*

um maybe i should stay behind because--

--you gotta come!

I am a lighter colour though! they will see me!

oh yeah good point! Ok stay there. . .

*meanwhile*

isn't that enough?

no

*10 minutes later*

Enough?

ok that's enough there you see?

oh yeah it worked!

of course it worked it was my plan huh!

*suddenly all the humans start getting up and go out the doors*

i have a feeling we ruined a perfectly good play

nevermind. . .

*meanwhile*

whoa! that's alot poos and that has to be twiglet and the red wire *cuts* there! *suddenly the light blows up*

whoa! what did you do?!

i Dunno just run!!!

Pipes and Holes

Move it!

URRGGH I STEPPED ON A SLUG!

i don't care now move it!

*back to the costumes department*

Ok 36...37...38...39...40! ok there happy now?

yes thank you *guacamole puts the last pieces into her bag which is much bigger*

Right, so we are gonna break through the door ok?

yeah that's it three

two

Both: One!

*the burst through to find darkness with a light from the stage A play is going on*

what?!

Harumble...

why do you say that?

it's a habit...

an odd habit at that, anyways we gotta stop this before-- oh god!

*a person comes on the stage wearing a dress with cut out squares all over it*

opps...

Flippin'eck

Run!

*they dart under the chairs to the back and go through the door to the upstairs bit of the lighting department. . . Meanwhile*

That was awful i never want to do that again!

Agent or no agent?

Agent

then do what your told ok right *twiglet runs up to the roof and opens the window into the village hall*

what are you gonna do poo on them? ha!

yeah i am! *twiglet starts raining poos through the window*

oh ok-- what?! what are you doing!

distracing them...haha!

To be countinued. . .

do you have to say that?

but is going to be isn't it?

mm fair point. . .

The Village Hall

Ok everyone we have made it! *the tunnel stops outside the village hall*

I knew we could do it!

we are wicked!

Don't get too excited...

why not?

look *Zipper is pointing through the automatic doors and there are about a dozen people there*

what?!

Worst of all they are drinking wine!

That's not so bad.

oh.

Cmon we gotta go through to the hall, we will split up Coco--

--Cackrafoon!!!

sorry cackrafoon you go with twiglet!

oh guac! please?

no you have to go with him

aw...

ok zipper you're with me

*Guacamole and Zipper dart across to the door to the dressing room*

ok right ready with your torch?

you bet i am! *zipper pulls out a flametorch and burns a hole which they climb through*

Yes! *They are standing in a room full of costumes* Cmon lets get some tiny bits which we can keep

oh fine *zipper gets out some guinea pig size Scisoors and cuts out some squares out which guacamole puts in her bag*

*meanwhile*

Ok Rule 1: you are gonna do what i say and no fooling around ok?

ok...

good now come here you see that pipe there?

oh no! i am not!

Rule 1!

yuck this is gonna be sticky

it might help becasue if it's sticky you can stick your paws on the side and climb easily

*cackrafoon puts his paw in his mouth and pretends to throw up*

Stop it... *they start to climb up the pipe*

To Be Countined...