Thursday, 24 September 2009

Squares and Pins

Arr now if you be wanting to get of 'ere you'll need some form of costume

their might be a problem--

Not a problem at all! *Guacamole starts pulling out the squares of fabric they cut out from the village hall costume*

Arrr! you be a collect?

No we just cut a load holes in a costume and stuffed them in a bag. A rather small bag at that

But Guac we don't have any pins or things

*From the far side of the cage* Hey guys i found this box when you shake it, it rattles

What does it say on it?

Safe.......ti....pi...ons Safeti pions?

Safety Pins!

Oh yeah i knew that

no you didn't

Yes i did!

Harumble

Guys!

arr now we better put these squares together then shall we?

ok here *Guacamole hands him the squares*

and ye pins

Safety pins *Handing over the Safety pins*

Ok now i will go into this shed and i will be makin' dis costumes and i am making four right?

G-Agents: Yes.

*Then the pirate guinea pig shuts the door and stays...*

*There is an awkard silence*

When's lunch?

Thursday, 17 September 2009

whoa...

Where...what..why? WHAT THE HELL?!

Where are we?

we seem to be in somekind of cage hmmm. . .

guys what does that sign say up there?

An..imal.....re.s..ccuue....centre....Animal rescue centre! Wait...Oh no!

we've been caught.

dang.

Harumble.

???

whatever.

ok listen we need to find a way outta this mess because--

*suddenly out of the murky shadows a very messy guinea pig comes out, He or she has a wooden paw an eye patch and a load of stratchs down his or her back*

'ello what ave we ere den?

I am Guacamole and this is twiglet

hi. . .

this is Cackrafoon

hiya

and this is agent zipper

Yo.

Arr it seems you ave created a agent force ain't you?

kinda yeah

but how did you get 'ere me hearty?

*Guacamole starts explaining about the village hall and the mission and everything*

and then the lighting box exploded and then i think we must have been knocked out for about two weeks....

I shall tell you my stories now. . .

*then the pirate guinea pig explains his (it is a boy) Storys*

And den i was swallooed by dey kraken

Did you die?

sadly yes BUT I LIVED! and now if you want to get outta here you gonna have to come with me. . .

what happen to us willl we ever see our hutch again--

dude that's guac and tiwgs hutch not ours

dang it!