what do you call a guinea pig that is in a street: Lost.

Ok everyone stay back... It looks like we are in the paarrraddee... Oh! The Parade! there's loads of shops there!

Yeah we are guinea pigs we don't shop.

some of us do though

Ok everyone stop lsten to Agent Guac!

Ok the plan is to get to the village hall and take out the lighting department... oh and a couple of costumes

Hey but first can we do some shopping?

hey twiglet i told you shopping can wait

but it can't wait to long!

oh fine go ahead!

but--

Let her.

fine can we go to?

hmm ok...

Can we go into princess alice hospice?

yeah sure...

*guinea pigs dart in and hide themselfs*

Come in agent zipper

i come in Agent Guac

Twiglet do you copy?

yes Mam!

that made you sound like a boy

opps!

cackrafoon do you copy?

yes and thank you for calling my cackrafoon

no problem coco.

arrggghh!

hello there....*zipper walks up to a toy guinea pig which is pink*

Zipper it's a toy...

oh sorry...

*Then a human walks round the till and sees the guinea pigs*

AHHHHHHHHHHH RATS RATS!!!!!!!! AHHHH

rats? where? i don't see any rats?

i think they mean us!

but we're guinea pigs!

i know!

*from humans point of view*

hmhmmhhmmhmhmhmhhmmm

hhmhmmhmhmmhmhhmhmh

hmhmm....hmhm!

*Back to guinea pigs*

Run for it! *the guinea pigs jump out of the shop and zoom of in the tunnel on wheels in the direction of the village hall*

G-AGENTS!

why do you have to shout that

NEVER again.